Wallican presidential election, 2018

Presidential elections will be held in Wallica on 28 February 2018.

In order to win, one candidate will have to win more than 377 electoral votes by winning both contests per state and a nationwide poll.

Lisa

 * Wants a basic income for everyone in Wallica
 * For the legalization of all drugs
 * Wants to make memes "national heroes"
 * Wants legalization of firework displays everywhere
 * Would force radios to play nightcore songs every day

Pauline Marois

 * Wants to outlaw fat people
 * For the repeal of gay marriage
 * Would change the constitution to be able to personally kill political opposants
 * Would ban anime if elected
 * Wants to invade unoccupied Eastern territories

Ice Bear

 * Wants to lower voting age to 16
 * Would invest in rap classes in schools
 * Would bring peace to Zendari by creating a supranational organization
 * Wants to outlaw smoking
 * Wants to unify all ISPs in Wallica, and make them free of charge

Lizi Pop

 * For an egalitatian society without money
 * Wants everyone to be happy
 * Would make Ankshittism the national religion
 * Would force news channels to only broadcast GOOD news
 * Wants to lower voting age to 6

Peppa Pig

 * Is for gun rights
 * Wants to legalize pot
 * Would open a SM dungeon in every town
 * For a totalitarian dictatorship worshipping her
 * Wants to invade and nuke Shairia if they don't stop posting random vowels in the chat

International reactions

 * - A press conference was held outside the city hall of Kaso with a representative for Queen Dodie due to her being unavailable, congratulating Ice Bear on his win, going onto add that Othar continues to support Wallica to the best of their ability and hopes to see great improvements in their relations between both countries in the future.
 * - Queen Sandra Lee approves of the result, but in her words "she doesn't seem to know why a dumb idiot like Pauline Marois even ran, let alone finishing third". Her choice was the eventual winner, and Chattahoochee is willing to make relations with Wallica.


 * - Queen Sárie Drøms stated her interest for Lisa to become president. Drøms, in the same speech, stated that Pauline Marois was an idiot and should not be running for president, with many Shairians being pissed at Drøms' statement. The Shairian government held a poll, and the MPs voted for Lisa to be the president of Wallica. Drøms sent a message to Peppa Pig, telling her to fuck off with her non child friendly TV episodes. However, the MPs voted Peppa Pig in 2nd, completely ignoring what Drøms stated.


 * - Judy Sheindlin, the president of Titonüi expressed her anger to see that Pauline Marois was running for president - claiming that what she stands for was simply ludicrous, and that "dumb ideas come from people who have dumb brains". She also showed strong support towards Ice Bear.


 * - The King of Vasseau, Colton Willow Syrseé, expressed relief at the results of the election, in Vasseau had openly supported Ice Bear in his campaign. King Colton has extended an invitation to Ice Bear to attend Vasque Grand Prix 4 with the king, hosted in Qáloix. Vasseaunian media has also been calling Ice Bear's win as a "Win for Wallicans, Zendari, and Humanity." Vasseaunian Citizens, Politicians, and even the Prince of Vasseau, Chase Willow Syrseé, have openly called for the execution of candidate Pauline Marois.


 * - To celebrate the elections, the Xobranian president Xonia Cohen has sent to Ice Bear a personal invitation to attend a Shabbat dinner as soon as the results were revealed.