Shithead

Shithead, is an Üsmilar media personality and a full time baaad gurl

Biography

 * She is 5'12 feet with an unknown weight. Her star sign is Cancer and Leo
 * She can only count to the number 6.
 * She always wears clothes
 * She is a machine
 * She is stuck in a bag
 * Her brother is Bono, from U2
 * She definitely isn't asian
 * She's never seen a flower
 * She's seen God
 * She's never been hungry
 * She likes to clap and do black flips
 * She is always drunk
 * She burned down a hospital
 * She forgot how to breathe
 * She sings in a choir
 * She guarantees protection
 * She always comes first
 * She jumps across the street
 * She sleeps in a chair
 * Her body is a magnet
 * She is immune to AIDS
 * She only likes anal
 * She coughs up blood
 * According to doctors, she doesn't have that much time left.
 * She is allergic to her tongue
 * She's gotta pee with the lights off
 * She doesn't believe in gravity
 * She forgot how to talk mmmm.