Üsmilian Election 2018

Presidential elections will be held in Üsmile on 25th May 2018.

Vicky Pollard (Labour Party):
- Wants more benefits for lower classes

- Wants more support for teen pregnancies

- Wants more motivations for working class teenagers in education

- Wants a turkey sandwich, without mayonnaise.

Mopsus Psomas (Communist Party):
- Wants to reduce ethnic tensions between the greek-speaking Oofarians with the others.

- Supports ideologies that express unity.

- Wants more gulags for offenders, due to the over-population

- Wants a pitta bread with some olives.

Bacon Hair (National Socialist Party):
- Wants an effective work ethic from all of Oofaria's workers, who will be rewarded effectively.

- Supports equal opportunities, not equality of outcomes.

- Wants more opportunities to enhance children's education.

- Wants to dab and watch Jake Paul (lmao).

Sharice The Sexy Nun (Church of Socialism Party):
- Wants weaker religious nun laws, so nuns can have more 'sexual privileges'.

- Wants to introduce more Christianity within Oofaria and wishes it won't stop with any of the communist practices.

- Wants religious music in current charts.

- Wants a hunky fit man.

Raini Rodriguez (Musician Party):
- Wants more freedoms and liberties within the OTS.

- Wants to improve some of the poverty within certain areas and districts

- Wants to fiesta salsa

- Wants to improve relations with Shairia's leader Ebony Jenkins