Inner bippies

Ask yourself,what are inner bippies? I like to think of them as creatures that live in the Puppy Barley Club. They are not cute,just marketed to be so we buy them. They are, in fact, terrifiying creatures that live in your handbag.

Puppy Barley Club
It scams us into buying inner bippies. The dastardly leader, Malinda Kathleen Reese,[referred to as MKR here]is scamming us. For more info,search it on this website.

Malinda Kathleen Reese
You may find her as Translator Fails and MALINDA. That is all.

Disclaimer
THIS IS A JOKE. Do not attempt to take it seriously. MKR is awesome.