Wallican presidential election, 2018

Presidential elections will be held in Wallica on 28 February 2018.

In order to win, one candidate will have to win more than 377 electoral votes by winning both contests per state and a nationwide poll.

Lisa

 * Wants a basic income for everyone in Wallica
 * For the legalization of all drugs
 * Wants to make memes "national heroes"
 * Wants legalization of firework displays everywhere
 * Would force radios to play nightcore songs every day

Pauline Marois

 * Wants to outlaw fat people
 * For the repeal of gay marriage
 * Would change the constitution to be able to personally kill political opposants
 * Would ban anime if elected
 * Wants to invade unoccupied Eastern territories

Ice Bear

 * Wants to lower voting age to 16
 * Would invest in rap classes in schools
 * Would bring peace to Zendari by creating a supranational organization
 * Wants to outlaw smoking
 * Wants to unify all ISPs in Wallica, and make them free of charge

Lizi Pop

 * For an egalitatian society without money
 * Wants everyone to be happy
 * Would make Ankshittism the national religion
 * Would force news channels to only broadcast GOOD news
 * Wants to lower voting age to 6

Peppa Pig

 * Is for gun rights
 * Wants to legalize pot
 * Would open a SM dungeon in every town
 * For a totalitarian dictatorship worshipping her
 * Wants to invade and nuke Shairia if they don't stop posting random vowels in the chat